Speaking of oral tradition, there may be no written record of a couple of answering machine greetings I thought up on a long commute or two from San Dimas back to Compton.<\/p>\n
Ring, ring.<\/strong><\/p>\n Hello.<\/p>\n How many times have you said to yourself, “I wish I could talk to the Robinsons.<\/em>“, but have not<\/strong> had the chance?<\/p>\n Well, now, for a limited time only, in this special telephone offer, you, yes, that’s right, you<\/strong>, can leave your message after the tone.<\/p>\n Act now. You can’t afford to pass up this amazing opportunity!<\/p>\n And, remember, this offer is not available in stores.<\/p>\n Beep…<\/strong><\/p>\n Ring, ring.<\/strong><\/p>\n Hello.<\/p>\n How many times have you said to yourself, “Why did I dial this number? What made me do this sinful thang?<\/em>”<\/p>\n Well, God<\/strong> has the answer for each and every one of us. Let me quote to you from the scriptures, Geronimo two, verse five.<\/p>\n “And, behold, when he called, the Lord<\/strong> did answer unto him, ‘Leave your message after the tone.<\/font>‘”<\/p>\n Beep…<\/strong><\/p>\n They need a good reader. Who, in the van roaring south on 605 through the sleepy, 2AM darkness, was me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Speaking of oral tradition, there may be no written record of a couple of answering machine greetings I thought up on a long commute or two from San Dimas back to Compton. Ring, ring. Hello. How many times have you … Continue reading
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