{"id":525,"date":"2012-07-15T21:37:17","date_gmt":"2012-07-16T05:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/?p=525"},"modified":"2012-07-15T21:37:17","modified_gmt":"2012-07-16T05:37:17","slug":"turn-in-your-son-of-the-pacific-northwest-card-buddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/?p=525","title":{"rendered":"Turn in your Son-of-the-Pacific-Northwest card, buddy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pictures do not do justice to the crushing weight of the towering tree squeezing tight my pitiful chain saw &#8211; said saw sadly saddled with an operator soon to be exiled in shame to the desert sands. Said chain saw solidly stuck. Forever stuck. A testament to the folly of man&#8217;s hubris overwhelmed by Mother Nature&#8217;s wrath.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/images\/saw_stuck_in_tree_01.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/images\/saw_stuck_in_tree_01_small.jpg\" alt=\"Chain saw stuck in tree\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It all started so innocently. Just a few fallen trees to clean up &#8211; as practice for, perhaps, chain sawing an out-building. Or at least chain-sawing access to the out-buildings.<\/p>\n<p>Then I remembered that there were a couple of little trees aimed at the house. They weren&#8217;t dangerous now, but they were junker trees, Alders, and would have the Alder&#8217;s natural life cycle. That is, they&#8217;d fold as soon as the next icing.<\/p>\n<p>So, this little one was a sort of prep tree. But I got careless and the saw was stuck. Getting the saw out was actually easy. From the roof I grabbed a little branch and gave it a tug. Down came the tree, the top leaves and little limbs brushing the side of the house.<\/p>\n<p>It was a good exercise. The next, little tree was straight forward. No lean, so easy to drop where I wanted.<\/p>\n<p>The big one &#8211; the one that drove the whole operation &#8211; was very satisfying. It had a strong lean toward the house, so I used a couple of straps (salvaged from Summer&#8217;s soon to be late, departed van) to sort of give the tree the hint to fall sideways, cut a strong tack to windward and watched it fall perfectly along the side of the house, touching nothing but ground.<\/p>\n<p>Now, safely in my armchair with brandy in the snifter, let&#8217;s review the antics of the flying chain saw.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/images\/saw_stuck_in_tree_02.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/images\/saw_stuck_in_tree_02_small.jpg\" alt=\"Chain saw stuck in tree\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pictures do not do justice to the crushing weight of the towering tree squeezing tight my pitiful chain saw &#8211; said saw sadly saddled with an operator soon to be exiled in shame to the desert sands. Said chain saw &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/?p=525\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggy-things","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":539,"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions\/539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tranzoa.net\/~alex\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}